Saco River Shipyard might be recruiting

We're looking for a couple...maybe.

1. Must have own gear, or be good at borrowing, it should work OK too.
2. Must make all practices that we don't have.
3. Must be able to drink all morning and still be good for playoffs.
4. Tryouts will be at Poppy's or my house, you bring the booze and we'll get drunk then tell you if you made the team or not.
5. Seriously though 5 events, that's it. No practice unless everyone feels like, last year we had one full practice and came in second at NPS for the season.
6. NPS is old school 5-man, semi, uncapped, standard scoring.
7. We need fronts more then mids or backs but whatever, we don't give a s***.
8. this is not the team for you if your looking to get better or anything like that, we're just looking to play paintball for as cheap as possible. We each spent about 500 all of last season.
9. This is not the xball team that plays Foxball, you will not be a back up or anything for that team, we are a seperate team that does our own thing. Those guys try and s*** way too hard.

s*** yeah

.....this sounds right up my alley.

i wish i was still in Maine for this...

I'm the man for this. Tell me when and where

Past teams? Experience?

I've played some three man at adventure sports and have done msaybe four tournaments. Played for ten years and have drilled for hours.

How about a try out?

   

Try outs might be needed just going to have to get screwed at Boston indoor

that would suck but I can do it on a weekend

I'm not going to Boston Indoor. f*** that. We'll just play in April when Birch Hill opens and see whats up

JSmith wrote:I'm not going to Boston Indoor.  f*** that.  We'll just play in April when Birch Hill opens and see whats up

  Indoor is waste of time and money. I wish BAP Indoor was still open  ...I rather do 8-10 hours of snap shooting mini 1v1s with reballs than do rotations with little to no communication and turf that has my vomit stained onto it.