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Post by Otter Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:27 pm

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All I'm going to say is, this is for panda. Please dont ban me. Rolling Eyes Seriously?


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Post by A SNEAKY PANDA Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:28 pm

i would have went with UPS but there wasnt a UPS around where the guy lived
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Post by A SNEAKY PANDA Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:28 pm

thanks otter that would be perfect right now...i want to smash my face into a wall right now...over and over again...who know it might help my looks? Offical Rants and Raves - Page 2 Banghead


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Post by Otter Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:29 pm

Lalalalalalala....


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Post by A SNEAKY PANDA Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:31 pm

no really im so pissed right now...that had no racism meant by it..im going to change it...im a moron
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Post by Otter Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:34 pm

Edited mine for you... but trust me. Walls hurt... And I know there was no racism...

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Woah. Found a few words not in the swear filter so I'm editing before I do get banned. Very Happy
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Post by A SNEAKY PANDA Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:36 pm

good idea but this is all about rants and raves so who cares if we get off topic!! Smile
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Post by Otter Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:21 pm

You know, above all else, what I want? A DAMNED RELIABLE MARKER. Something that works in the cold and heat, something that can go into a pond sized puddle and come out fine. Something I can play in the rain with, or a snow storm. Something that, when I screw the tank in, will work without hesitation. Something that can handle brittle s*** paint. Something that doesn't require programming and dwell changing and batterys. Something I dont have to run and grab a spare marker with. Something that will just keep going.
This should be in the rant section. I'll copy and paste.

A little rant I copy'ed off my not so sucessful mag vs g3 thread.
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Post by trum_15 Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:41 pm

A SNEAKY PANDA wrote:i need to add to my rant and rave...i called USPS they said it left mass on the 28th and its supposed to be updated every f*** night well i do not see where is has been f*** updated since f*** monday i hate my life....is there a suicide emoticon here?

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Post by Otter Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:52 pm

I thought I was overdoing it with my suicide emote in sig, but you made me change my mind... :lol:

Seriously though, hanging is a horrible way to die. The few lucky (fat) people will break there necks as they fall and get "snapped" up by the rope, the skinny people just dangle and choke to death for the next hour... *shudder*. That and fire are the two worse ways to go, in my opinion.
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Post by A SNEAKY PANDA Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:10 pm

trum loves me i swear Smile he is always looking out for me. your the best i think i have a man crush on you Offical Rants and Raves - Page 2 678799


otter add drowning to that list. when you drown the little air sacks in your lungs burst and it feels like your burning alive its supposed to be one of the most painful ways to die.
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Post by Corey Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:15 pm

Or being buried alive.
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Post by A SNEAKY PANDA Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:22 pm

that would suck too. but im pretty sure it wouldnt be that that painful yeah the getting crushed part would hurt but when you ran out of oxygen you would just pass out and die soon after so i guess as long as its a shallow grave its ok? but if its a 6 foot deep one will someone please shoot me first
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Post by Otter Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:30 pm

I thought drowning was a nice peaceful way to go??? Weird. I'm afraid I won't be testing that though...
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Post by Otter Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:36 pm

Actually, when I was 8 I almost drowned. My sister was sitting on me and had knocked the air out of my lungs. It didn't hurt at all, I just vaguely remembered being panicked, with my lungs aching for air then a calm. My mother said she pulled me out half conscious and I started coughing up water. Wasn't traumatic though, since I barely remember it.
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Post by A SNEAKY PANDA Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:36 pm

iv almost drown its painful trust me...its not peaceful at all...hypothermia would be what your talking about
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Post by Otter Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:37 pm

Darnit. You posted in front of me. Read mine.
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Post by Otter Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:38 pm

And it was in the summer, so not hypothermia... but your right, the lungs aching for air part hurts. Then its nice and calm. Smile
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Post by A SNEAKY PANDA Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:38 pm

ohh wow i didnt see that when i posted. yeah i almost drown once it wasnt really fun it hurt sooooooo much
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Post by Otter Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:43 pm

If you stay in long enough, (from what I remember) it gets calm. Honest. Just asked my mom, she said she actually had to pump water out of me before I started coughing it up... (shes a r.n).
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Post by A SNEAKY PANDA Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:47 pm

ohh i remember hurting so bad my chest burned and i swallowed water because i couldnt hold my breath anymore then i got out and coughed it all up and puked a bunch walked inside and went to bed
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Post by Otter Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:49 pm

Weird... it hurt alot and then it just kinda got numb and peaceful here.
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Post by A SNEAKY PANDA Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:51 pm

id say lucky but i think thats unlucky....otter i laugh everytime i look at your sig
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Post by Otter Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:53 pm

I mean, come on. Thats so f'ed up. And whats weirder, blue gas??? That means mixed gas (gas + oil), but who mixes up gas just to commit suicide? No one keeps more than a gallon of mixed gas at a time.

You know whats really weird. I, a otter, almost drowned. Granted, my sister was sitting on me, but come on. I'm a f'in otter!
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Post by trum_15 Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:55 pm

GOD DAMNIT MY SIG WONT TURN ON!!

Edit; Never mind! Smile
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